I was just looking around in my drawers for a pair of underpants. I could only find a striped pair. They were horizontal stripes so I asked Valerie if they made my ass look fat. It made me wonder why they don’t make them with vertical stripes. Valerie says it might make my penis look longer. Do these people have no sense of fashion?
It reminded me of a friend of mine named Jason. I worked as a computer tech at Harrah’s for 3 years. Jason was a programmer and had a lot of colorful stories. He told me about a friend of his they called Tuna Can. I asked him why they called him that and he said it was because his penis was very short and very wide.
Jason asked Tuna Can who he was going to please with that thing. “Myself,” he replied.