Saturday, May 23, 2009

Tuna Can


I was just looking around in my drawers for a pair of underpants. I could only find a striped pair. They were horizontal stripes so I asked Valerie if they made my ass look fat. It made me wonder why they don’t make them with vertical stripes. Valerie says it might make my penis look longer. Do these people have no sense of fashion?

It reminded me of a friend of mine named Jason. I worked as a computer tech at Harrah’s for 3 years. Jason was a programmer and had a lot of colorful stories. He told me about a friend of his they called Tuna Can. I asked him why they called him that and he said it was because his penis was very short and very wide.

Jason asked Tuna Can who he was going to please with that thing. “Myself,” he replied.

6 comments:

...Sharon said...

So what impression do you get from diagonal stripes?

Valerie Pennington said...

Uh . . . I didn't mean to imply that YOUR penis in particular needed any help in that department, just that it could be an interesting striped underwear selling point to men who were concerned about the best presentation of that area of their physicality.
I could go on and on. I used to be in retail advertising, you know.

dominic schaeffer said...

Does it make a difference- boxers or briefs?

Anonymous said...

well of course, boxers come with vertical stripes; i wonder if that says anything about the sort of people that wear them( all briefs for me of course)... geo

Doggie said...

Yes definitely briefs, just not white.

fojammi said...

racing stripes...and not on the wearables. Overhead cams might be too much trouble...